bored, fancy an informal chat?

[woodspirits]

i like cuddling up on the settee with a glass of wine and a good dvd..... and i stink like an old bonfire

 

[Retired Member southey]

we dont know that. you could be some durty old man sweating in front of his computer, sporting a snug fitting wife beater, pretending to be "emmaD" to lure in all the unsuspecting bushcrafters into your lair so you can butcher them and steal their gucci kit....i have a slightly over active imagination at times

There is a member here who certainly does know if The lady is who she says she is! apparently he acts like a donkey!

 

[Bushwhacker]

I'm a bird thank you !

Cyril says "Hi"

 

[Toddy]

would love to talk to a girl, my girl is next to me and would like a girls opinion on camping etc...
Tell her it sucks and to get herself a proper bloke that can pay for a place that has carpets.

M

 

[JonathanD]

There is a member here who certainly does know if The lady is who she says she is! apparently he acts like a donkey!

Mate, she calls you that too. And I quote from our epic knife thread... 'Two Donkeys doing donkey

things'. Although she obviously calls me a donkey for some other reasons EEEE AAWWWWW!!!!

 

[munkiboi182]

There is a member here who certainly does know if The lady is who she says she is! apparently he acts like a donkey!

would you be implying jonathanD is an bottom or am i reading along the wrong lines

 

[ex-member Raikey]

Seems like Zeon got its wish after all,.....

27 posts of informal chatty nonsense later,...

 

[pauljm116]

Mate, she calls you that too. And I quote from our epic knife thread... 'Two Donkeys doing donkey

things'. Although she obviously calls me a donkey for some other reasons EEEE AAWWWWW!!!!

Is it because you like carrots by any chance.

 

[EmmaD]

would you be implying jonathanD is an bottom or am i reading along the wrong lines

He is a donkey. But he is my donkey and I am stuck with him. They may be daft, dumb and silly. But you have to love a donkey.

 

[Robbi]

SHE AAWWW SHE AAWWWW ways calls him that !

 

[cowboy]

Hahaha.... great thread!

 

[munkiboi182]

He is a donkey. But he is my donkey and I am stuck with him. They may be daft, dumb and silly. But you have to love a donkey.

do you lead him round with a carrot on a stick, and does he have furry ears and buck teeth??? sounds like im describing some of the locals

 

[JonathanD]

Er, how did this become the 'hurl abuse at JD thread'?

 

[ex-member Raikey]

Er, how did this become the 'hurl abuse at JD thread'?

awww dont play the victim,.....

it dont wash!!!

 

[Retired Member southey]

JD smells!!!!!!!!!every one point at him!

 

[munkiboi182]

Er, how did this become the 'hurl abuse at JD thread'?

my apologies if im coming across as abusive, im anything but. just enjoying a little light hearted banter

 

[Retired Member southey]

Aw man I was just gonna go for an informal chat too!

 

[JonathanD]

Well. On the bright side.... Oh Hell. There is no bright side. I'm going to bed before the duvet is claimed and it smells of Guerlain tinted trumps.

 

[Retired Member southey]

Hahahahahahhaparp!

 

[ex-member Raikey]

JD smells!!!!!!!!!every one point at him!

i wee'd myself at school once ,..thats not funny,.....