There's only two sorts of people in t'world:
1) Them that's from South Yorkshire; and
2) Them that wishes they were from South Yorkshire.
You could always move over the border Scruff - you'd be eligible as an honourary Southie in about 10 years...
Rrrrrrrrat!
No such place a South Yorkshire - its all part of the WEST Riding.
Anyway its all the wrong side of the Tees althoug hmy folks don't see it that way, damn North Yorkies
Ed"living in exile"S