Uncle ray

[rik_uk3]

I've emailed the woodlore site and explained the 'need to know' re Rays loo roll and am anxiously awaiting their reply.

 

[Elen Sentier]

Come on the answer is simple, rolls and rolls of Sphagnum moss, I might use this as a new business venture.

I think somebody's already doing it ... ooops! nearly a pun there

 

[georann]

Surely a copy of Bear Grylls' Book?

 

[Albus Culter]

Surely a copy of Bear Grylls' Book?

Best answer so far , you win.

 

[Goatboy]

Could he use nicely fluffed tripple ply sheets of amadou, 'cause you know what the say. Soft, strong and burns for very long. No more probs burning the paper afterwards.

 

[rik_uk3]

Ray used Izal before it went out of production

AKA John Wayne toilet paper (tough, rough and takes crap off nobody), I'm still waiting on the reply from Woodlore.

 

[salan]

I've emailed the woodlore site and explained the 'need to know' re Rays loo roll and am anxiously awaiting their reply.

Kowing you , you flippin well have lol!!

 

[lou1661]

I've emailed the woodlore site and explained the 'need to know' re Rays loo roll and am anxiously awaiting their reply.

I think they print off emails like that to use as loo paper.

 

[DavidJT]

No, apparently he carries a copy of Bear's biography for this purpose, just tears out a page at a time....

Edit: Georann beat me to it!

 

[oldtimer]

The other day I came across a joke even older than some of mine: 13th century, no less.

Why is the holly the cleanest leaf?
Because no one will wipe their **** with it.

 

[tamoko]

Anyone know which brand of toilet paper he uses?

Ray teaches us to learn from nature. :notworthy

In new book and DVD "bushcraft yoga"

 

[rik_uk3]

Kowing you , you flippin well have lol!!

Indeed I have, I've linked the thread told them its a serious issue for serious bushcrafters and asked them to take the first opportunity to convey the question to Ray.

 

[resnikov]

I thought it was only bear that poo'd in the woods,
bet he uses a shovel made by apple, ... The ipoo'd

There is an iPood. Made by Sea to Summit. Well Apple made them change the name. Full story on it here --> http://www.reghardware.com/2010/07/22/ipood/

 

[cave_dweller]

I've emailed the woodlore site and explained the 'need to know' re Rays loo roll and am anxiously awaiting their reply.

Anxiously? I would recommend using a bit of Andrex to relieve the anxiety, while you await their reply

 

[Elen Sentier]

Ray used Izal before it went out of production

AKA John Wayne toilet paper (tough, rough and takes crap off nobody), I'm still waiting on the reply from Woodlore.

Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwch !!!

 

[blacktimberwolf]

Does Ray need paper ?..............I mean there are always plenty of worshipers ready to lick him clean.

 

[monkey spanner]

Does Ray need paper ?..............I mean there are always plenty of worshipers ready to lick him clean.

Whooooooo. that's a bit close to the mark !.
I mean, what's wrong with a bit of hero worship, as long as you have a good mouthwash & a tooth pick, why not ?

 

[georann]

Guys do you think you could perhaps move away from where this is currently going, family forum and all that!

 

[monkey spanner]

family forum and all that!

Fair enuf, nuff sed.
This is a bit silly, asking what toilet parer the God Ray use's.
No, what I want to know is, does he use a comb or a hair brush ?
This is IMPORTANT, we need to know.

 

[georann]

Perhaps if we compile a list of questions with enough names backing it, woodlore may pass it on to Ray to answer. We may even get our own special Q&A episode