Top Banana! gear item of the year!

[Moonraker]

Fond of nibbling a BANANA in the great outdoors? Fed up of squishy goo in the bottom of the food bag? Then you just HAVE to find some room in your pack for this item. Guaranteed to rival even the pink flamingo tent pegs :yikes:. As recently reviewed by Outdoor Magic Review site, I bring you the:

bananaGUARD!

How can I resist a glow in the dark model ): ):

No fruity comments here please. Absolutely no Slip Up jokes or alternatives uses for the BananaGUARD please Only serious alternative use posts... honest

 

[RAPPLEBY2000]

OH NO! ): ): ):

:rolmao: :rolmao: :rolmao: :rolmao: :rolmao: ): ):

what the hell....

eh?........no...eh?....no....but.... :shock:

:shock: :?:

but who's going to buy it? especially in yellow?

:claping: well done! this idea could prehaps be... :dedhorse:

i swear i am going to colapse laughing if ever i see one in use! :rolmao: :rolmao:

 

[RAPPLEBY2000]

ok, seriously... :roll: ...

how could it be used for anything else? (un-fruity )

come on now....ok serious face, (wipes laughter tear away)

immagine the scene you are in the wilds, storms-a-comin you lie in a muddy ditch wher you colapsed from blood loss, you are in trouble, fear not a trusty bushcrafter has bought along his first aid kit in a very falic looking case.......... :rolmao: :rolmao: :rolmao: :rolmao: :rolmao:

it would definately make the newspapers!
"wild man saves, victim with a savaloy!"

no
No

NO

please only laugh at it...please, please, please,don't buy one!
immagine the comments.....it's not worth it!

 

[Justin Time]

I've got one, does it's job very well... and the glow in the dark means it's easier to see it in your rucksack....


and, it's a great conversation starter at work...

 

[falling rain]

This is a wind up right ? A chuffing banana guard !!!!! :shock:

 

[Buckshot]

My life is now complete

 

[falling rain]

I'm going to ask Santa for the whole set of all different colours... Aaahem !! :roll:

 

[tenbears10]

What if you get a straight bannana? I saw these in the paper at the weekend and assumed there was some way of changing the bend but it looks like you have to squeeze the bannana in all sorts of shapes just to fit it in the case in the begining. :?:

Bill

 

[Paganwolf]

:rolmao: :rolmao: :rolmao: nice one Moonraker!! :You_Rock_

 

[leon-1]

:rolmao: :rolmao: :rolmao: I think PW summed it up :biggthump

 

[maddave]

): ): ): :super: :rolmao: :rolmao: :You_Rock_


You know what's next !!! :yikes:

www.lemonizer.com/banana/ (sound needed)

 

[tenbears10]

That's great Dave. Only just stopped laughing.

Bill

 

[Moonraker]

Nice one maddave ):

Just had a brainwave. I got the SAK out and 'moded' a couple of green bananaGUARDs:

'cucumberGUARD'

When a banana is just not enough and you need that extra length ):

 

[arctic hobo]

Nooooooooooo! That one's even worse! Oh lordy, is anyone going to buy it for it's intended purpose? Ten gets you one the first stockist is Ann Summers

 

[hootchi]

'cucumberGUARD'

When a banana is just not enough and you need that extra length ):

This cracks me up everytime ): Thanks for cheering up my day. :super: :hurra:

 

[RAPPLEBY2000]

): ): ):

hey what if you lost your torch, and you don't have the glow in the dark version? :yikes:
how about a vibrating alarm? :rolmao: :rolmao: :rolmao: :rolmao:

 

[Andy]

£5 seems a lot for something like that

I hope it's waterproof for that sort of money.
I imagin this been used by the little girl thats helping the builders

 

[BIG-TARGET]

From the look and shape, isn't there a rule/issue concerning this???? :?:

 

[Celtic Dragon]

I've got one, does it's job very well... and the glow in the dark means it's easier to see it in your rucksack....

Oh yes!!!

and, it's a great conversation starter at work...

I bet, anybody asked to "borrow" it yet :yikes:

 

[Celtic Dragon]

From the look and shape, isn't there a rule/issue concerning this???? :?:

Funny you should mention this, when I was at school, the old Head and Shoulders shampoo bottles (the long necked ones) were banned, after a couple of girls (how to put this tastefully) were found getting intimate with them. :yikes: