I love them guys....
"People are always getting on at me about my advice to avoid Chinese teas. They tell me I'm being racist. Well, I'm not. The Chinese are okay in my book. I just have a problem with their tea. It's horrible, and I can prove it. K9 and I never worked together, but we were friends behind the scenes, where he gave me a lot of encouragement and advice. We keep in touch. He was round the other day, and I got him to analyse the composition of some Chinese green tea leaves, using that special nose thing that he does. He told me it was nothing more than paper, coloured in with a green felt tip pen. At least that explained the taste. "
That tickled me....