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1. Build me up a nice big and very shiny buttercup baby but don't kick my camel while he's sleeping in the cold damp zoo near a hippo because that would cause him to do one thing smash the hippo'spint glass of guinness and drop his pork scratchings. in Brendas' Babycham whipping her intothe future , She cream pied the all lover the placethe girls walked to the next homo habilis which for some stone looking green poo to rub into there faces for there party later down the wood with sharpened incisors the vampire smiled towards the rabbit that was sniffing her father's ipad which Tony wantsto make into a posh tray that shelly can spit roast while preparing other food with her mora and wildlife hatchet while Bushcraft Betty...... Flicked the switchon her massive... remote controlled tank filled with fish that explodes when she takes a poo in the basket kept for forraging wild mushrooms that her girlfriend cleaned out for the umpteenth time... At this point, Bushcraft betty is deciding which one of her many and various sized Admirers she would melons and squash take inside herwarm and inviting local pub snug for a quick snifter or two and dont forget to always put the cat outof its misery when its screaming loudly like a bamshee with a granny burks axe up its rear aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgh is heard nightly by lonesome sausage eating campers french giant that are french And perform various services for a silly bushcraft thread that is going still, cos Drew is the only one that understandsthat jack daniels is not pet...food for budgies but rocket fuel smells like budgies innerds when spread out over a telescopic pickled onion fired up a hollowed out trout which resembled laminated peanut butter sandwiches atop a seagull with fourty terrorists On a dead . . ...end street thinking...what the ****are those pigeons doing wearing scuba masks and shotguns with pink thongs until all became like a purple explosive man bag clamped between there his man bits thar he'd recently shaved crack, sack and sloblocks which were deleated.,,,,,,, saw and red painted thier mum who's top rack is able to shoot 9 mill Bazooka bannana's over 50 kilometers that could spawn a broken sack trolley with four wheel's that spew like Ben Hur's landrover oil tant which is full of burning horse, noted red indian, upon which Flargleplumph once said: "He pooed all overmy slightly shabby box of condoms. placed within Heston Blumenthals mysterious kitchen bum contraption, which only farts if you prod the navel instigation flange When lubricated with used chip oil harvested using interstella when the owl flew over the barn with pink and her band of angels sang make it stop but they couldn't get that beat into the meat encased in pastry made from boron infused saffron flour which looked like a monkeys bum that wouldnt stop winking to betty the spotty cow whilst eating cabbage with a straw but then, suddenlya big flash lit up the Pocket of his tight pink pants revealing a huge tear right along the rim of his green mankini exposing his pulsating sooty hobo stovethat sweep cleaned by rubbing it with handmade soap and a pinecone for two hours untill they had HillBill is Back!
Um No Idea what the $ ! £ % ! That must have Been a beer stella or carlsberg? she thought while about back boilers in her knickersthe GUM Doctorfound a nest of sparrow hawks down behind the fridge of doom where walked by randy the giraffe playing the fiddle
Um No Idea what the $ ! £ % ! That must have Been a beer stella or carlsberg? she thought while about back boilers in her knickersthe GUM Doctorfound a nest of sparrow hawks down behind the fridge of doom where walked by randy the giraffe playing the fiddle
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