Pace yourself, boy! Pace yourself. Can't rush a brunch like that one. I need toast.
If I was physically very active outdoors all day long, every day, I'd eat that and starve by noon.
We call that "slab bacon" = big single pieces, absolutely orange with hickory and apple wood smoke.
Not even a meat cutter in a big grocery store will have a good source.
Country people always do.
Country farm eggs use grasshoppers.
City store eggs use a lot of sweet paprika in the chicken feed to develop that color.
Same with fish-farmed trout.
Really fine dining.