And there aint no trees lol. My girlfriend is from up there, we go up every summer for a few weeks to see family and stuff. Plenty to see and do and the new shetland museum in Lerwick is fantastic. Lots and lots of history and exploring to be done. Word of warning though, it's bloody bleak in the winter. The trout fishing however is free in any of the hundereds of lochs on the islands, and the fish are huge compared to wild mainland Scottish hill lochs.