Scotland A Testing Ground Again!

Miyagi

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Have I missed something here? I thought Scotland was a prison. Like the Isle of Wight, but in Northshire.

Hahahahaha, it is but we're allowed to walk and canoe where we want then fall down drunk. Kindly passing strangers traditionally used to cover us with bin bags as sheets thus inventing the basha/tarp...

No, Scotlands the place they send men who want to wear skirts.

Again, correct, more real men should try it...

Liam
 

Maggot

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They're moving to Texas!?

No, you misread it. He said Gods Country, not a large tract of land populated by enormous, ostentatious, people who have arses the size of Belgium and eat their own bodyweight in chips and burgers each week, but think they are the Lords gift to everything. Easy mistake.
 

Toddy

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Says Gabriel to God,
"How come you've given that bit of the world so many good things ?
Beautiful rich fertile lands, soaring mountains, lochs and rivers full of fish, a wealth of minerals and pearls, glorious scenery, abundant forests ? Even the people are going to be inventive, creative ........ "


"Ah, but," said God, "Just you wait 'til you see the neighbours I give them!"

:D

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Toddy

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Maggot so far you've insulted the Scots and the Texans.....make it a hat trick and I'll ban you.

Go and read the rules.

Toddy
 

santaman2000

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...large tract of land populated by enormous, ostentatious, people who have arses the size of Belgium and eat their own bodyweight in chips and burgers each week...

You're thinking of California. Texans eat BBQ and Mexican fare.
 

Maggot

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Says Gabriel to God,
"How come you've given that bit of the world so many good things ?
Beautiful rich fertile lands, soaring mountains, lochs and rivers full of fish, a wealth of minerals and pearls, glorious scenery, abundant forests ? Even the people are going to be inventive, creative ........ "


"Ah, but," said God, "Just you wait 'til you see the neighbours I give them!"

:D

Toddy

Maggot so far you've insulted the Scots and the Texans.....make it a hat trick and I'll ban you.

Go and read the rules.

Toddy

Um, does insulting the English not count?
 

BillyBlade

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Um, does insulting the English not count?

Big difference between something thats left open ended, subtle and unoffensive, and being an out and out nasty piece.

12 year olds in school can assert the difference in foundation English class. Pretty sure we should be able to here as well.
 

Toddy

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Oh, we dont want to do anything that affects the profits of the distilleries, do we?

Actually the booze of choice of the eejits appears to be brewed by English monks....it's called Buckfast, and the next favourite is rotgut cider :rolleyes:

The majority of injuries inflicted by the aforementioned eejits when drunk appear to be caused by the glass bottles; the ones the monks refuse to change for plastic ones, because it's a "quality product" :rolleyes:

cheers,
M
 
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BillyBlade

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Actually the booze of choice of the eejits appears to be brewed by English monks....it's called Buckfast, and the next favourite is rotgut cider :rolleyes:

cheers,
M

Did anyone else see the program where the chap campaigned to have the massive caffeine content in Buckfast reduced, but the monks were having none of it?

It's not so much the high alcohol content alone that gets the kids going daft, its the combination of it PLUS the 12 cups of coffee caffeine content that gets them going crackers.

Horrible stuff. Responsible for many a disfigurement and beaten wife in these parts sadly :(
 

Toddy

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Now there's an idea :)

See the budget for those leg tag things ?
Could it not be used to buy out the damned monks evil potion ? (sorry to offend anyone of a religious sensibility in the matter, but the monks have been asked repeatedly to acknowledge that their product, it's cheap price and it's glass instead of plastic bottles, really are an issue that could easily be amended and would reduce the damage drunken idiots inflict on each other and innocent bystanders; they refuse to do so, going so far as to refuse to "even consider" selling the stuff that comes north in plastic bottles)

cheers,
M
 

BillyBlade

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Now there's an idea :)

See the budget for those leg tag things ?
Could it not be used to buy out the damned monks evil potion ? (sorry to offend anyone of a religious sensibility in the matter, but the monks have been asked repeatedly to acknowledge that their product, it's cheap price and it's glass instead of plastic bottles, really are an issue that could easily be amended and would reduce the damage drunken idiots inflict on each other and innocent bystanders; they refuse to do so, going so far as to refuse to "even consider" selling the stuff that comes north in plastic bottles)

cheers,
M

Pretty poor show, isn't it? I was out today building a hide with a mate also on this site, and all the way up to the chosen spot, beautiful woodland strewn with smashed and discarded buckfast bottles.

I admit, seeing all that detrius left meant I hoped the monks next seated trip to the large white throne would result in passing something both solid, large and jaggy enough to make them break that vow of silence!
 

Maggot

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Blimey, can't joke about Scotland, but we can abuse monks and religious deities. I'm getting the hang of it.
Bear with me, I'll get there.

Here's a thought, why don't people take more responsibility for themselves, and not blame a drink from a monastery? I understand that the event which causes the biggest rise in domestic abuse and violence in Glasgow is the playing of Old Firm Derbys. To such an extent that the Police wanted them played at odd times.

If people did not drink Buckie, they would be necking cheap superstrength cider or Special Brew. Personally, the idea of a tag which could detect drink seems genius to me.
 

BillyBlade

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Blimey, can't joke about Scotland, but we can abuse monks and religious deities. I'm getting the hang of it.
Bear with me, I'll get there. Thing is with jokes, they are meant to be funny. If you'd changed the Scotland in the 'Neighbours' joke to England, I'd still have found it funny. What you wrote was pretty much just plain nasty. You claiming you didn't know the difference?
Here's a thought, why don't people take more responsibility for themselves, and not blame a drink from a monastery? We are talking about facilitation, and responsibility of both manufacture and supply as much as personable responsibility. The underclass have always drunk to numb influences in their life, but it's a big difference between getting drunk on lager or normal wine compared to supercharged tonic wine which contains a very powerfull drug, namely caffeine. A drug which, were it just being found, would more than likely be available only under licence. I understand that the event which causes the biggest rise in domestic abuse and violence in Glasgow is the playing of Old Firm Derbys. To such an extent that the Police wanted them played at odd times. At the games themselves, they pass with relatively little bother. It's in the council schemes up and down the area where trouble flares. Back to the last point again now, aren't we?
If people did not drink Buckie, they would be necking cheap superstrength cider or Special Brew. Agreed, they would. But then superstrength cider and lagers, well, what on earth is that brewed for apart from the 'problem with alcohol' market? You're not buying for the taste, are you. So, again, we are back at the same argument, it's just another facilitator of misery. Personally, the idea of a tag which could detect drink seems genius to me.
Fair play, what are your reasons for liking that idea so much? It seems, to me, an expensive way to keep violent dole rats on benefits and on the streets. Violent crime should mean a loss of liberty, and if the drink is a factor, fine, you'll not have access to that in prison, ergo we, society, are doing you and us a favour by banging the cell door behind you.
 

Toddy

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I didn't abuse monks or religious deities; I did abuse their recalcitrance and reluctance to numerous appeals from not only political and social leaders, but to mass petitions from people affected by the troubles caused by those smashed out of their brains on their product.

That those who drink the stuff should show some personal responsibility goes without saying; that they don't/ won't/ can't, is however the reality that many neighbourhoods endure.

Maybe we could petition the Scottish parliament to bring in a Buckfast tax to pay something towards all the damages ? that however would apparantly, "greatly affect our business in an unfair manner"....reported quote from one of the brewing brothers.

Toddy
 

BillyBlade

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I didn't abuse monks or religious deities; I did abuse their recalcitrance and reluctance to numerous appeals from not only political and social leaders, but to mass petitions from people affected by the troubles caused by those smashed out of their brains on their product.

That those who drink the stuff should show some personal responsibility goes without saying; that they don't/ won't/ can't, is however the reality that many neighbourhoods endure.

Maybe we could petition the Scottish parliament to bring in a Buckfast tax to pay something towards all the damages ? that however would apparantly, "greatly affect our business in an unfair manner"....reported quote from one of the brewing brothers.

Toddy

Hear Hear goodjob
 

Maggot

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The idea of a way of monitoring problem drinkers, possibly remotely, but over 24 hours is surely useful? Women suffering domestic abuse are sometimes given panic alarms, like old folk who fall over, its similar.

As for trying it out in Scotland, I am sure there are many reasons for that. One of which I am sure is the catastrophically high premature death rate through drink among Scots.
 

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