Well, a nice day. Parental Unit is restless as his car is in the garage, (With horrific interior issues the likes of which most of us would give up on, particularly as aforesaid vehicle is over 20 years old...)
I took him on a road trip to deliver small artefact which normally would be entrusted to Royal Mail....then to get groceries (he remained in the car, in the shade, with the window down, as advised by media).
"Lets go to Cotswold Outdoors, have a look at their tents, seeing as you want one."
"I havent decided yet."
"But we are out and the cars warmed up; if you go home then it will get cold again."
(I kid you not; this is what he said).
I had explained to him that this was not a cheap store, but they sold good stuff, and he has noted my immense satisfaction with their service/products in the past.
So, to cut a short story shorter a brand new Vango Scaefell 300+ was pressed into my completely unresisting hands, after I explained my summer plans to a sympathetic member of staff.