Sorry you're having a bad year for them but (touch wood) ours are doing all right up here. Small crop of sloes, but they are there.
Acorns look beautiful
they've only 'just' started coming down; big, fat and creamy. I've already got some roasted and stored for coffee.
I've been gathering brambles as they ripen, and freezing them (well apart from those we've been munching in cranachan for pudding ) to make jams and jellies when I've got time. I'm up to 4 kgs so far, and I've hardly touched the bushes. Same with the rowans, elderberries and rosehaws. The beechmast is 'just' thinking about coming down, last year was a brilliant crop so I'm not expecting so much this time round.
Huge crop of apples, too many to use. Same with the blackcurrants........one bush and I made over 2dozen jars of jams and jelly and then left the fruits for the birds and visiting children
cheers,
Toddy