Please send me £60

[spandit]

I need to buy this:

http://www.smithsgore.co.uk/property-for-sale-longdon-3071595

But I'm currently a bit short on funds. If every member can send me a paltry £60 that should more than cover the purchase price & fees. I'm afraid none of you will be able to visit/use my woodland but I'll tell the butler to post some photos

 

[jackcbr]

I shall get the camera sir

 

[spandit]

I shall get the camera sir

What have I told you about addressing me directly, cbr...

 

[Robbi]

Sweet

bet you could have a shoot up there

 

[mace242]

Even better than this is for you all to send me 30 and I promise to buy some land and woods that I almost certainly will let people use. Honest I will...

 

[spandit]

It seems remarkably cheap compared to some other properties on their books so we'd be getting a bargain!

 

[spandit]

Sweet

bet you could have a shoot up there

I will need a gamekeeper, how does a starting salary of £0 sound?

 

[Robbi]

with free board and lodge ?.........count me in

 

[spandit]

with free board and lodge ?.........count me in

As much rook as you can cook

 

[Robbi]

As much cook as you can rook

sounds great ( how old is she ? )

 

[spandit]

sounds great ( how old is he ? )

Two can play at that game...

 

[Robbi]

Hahahahaha !!

ok, ok ......you win, i'll leave the cook alone

 

[woof]

Just what i was looking for, thanks for pointing it out..

Rob

 

[MartiniDave]

Will used tenners be OK? Where do I send 'em? I think it's the least you deserve.

 

[Elen Sentier]

As much rook as you can cook

That makes applying for the post irresistable. Can cook up a good game pie me ludd ... :You_Rock_

 

[spandit]

Will used tenners be OK? Where do I send 'em? I think it's the least you deserve.

No consecutive serial numbers.

 

[veryWildbill]

I almost sent the money, then I looked at the sattellite pics. not nearly enough woodland for the money. Keep looking.

 

[blacktimberwolf]

I would send you the whole sum but that property's gonna cost a fortune to maintain & you'll be forever asking for more.......

 

[Nonsuch]

Unfortunately that kind of place also costs about £100K/year just to keep up....

 

[Andy BB]

I can solve all your problems Spandit. I've got this friend - he's a Nigerian General with bucketloads of cash he can't get out of the country. He's prepared to give you 20 million sterling if you'll just send me your bank account details and passwords, and a £500 cheque to cover some admin details.........................