see it before - shame there isn't more concrete in the woods
I just like learning new ways of doing things. You'd be surprised how many free drinks I've received and ladies I've met by knowing how to remove a wine cork totally from a bottle with a spoon and a piece of string! Curse the modern screw top!
You can get a drink with just a spoon but the string is for show off value.That sounds like a far more useful skill than opening tins of beans with a chunk of concrete.... how'd you go about removing a cork with a spoon and some string then?
You can get a drink with just a spoon but the string is for show off value.
Remove any foil from bottle top, place the end of the spoon handle on top of the cork (all on a stable surface) and whack down on the bowl of the spoon pushing the cork into the bottle. At this point you can leave the spoon in place and pour the wine, the handle of the spoon inside the bottle neck will prevent the cork blocking the flow.
If you want to show off and have a bit of paracord or clean bootlace tie a simple knot at each end of the bit of cord. Dangle the two ends into the neck of the bottle allowing the knots to go down further than the bottom of the cork. (You can use the spoon to help with this.) Work the top of the cork into the inverted funnel of the neck with the knots of the string at the 12 & 6 positions on the bottom of the cork. Gently pull and the cork will pull up and out of the bottle to rapturous applause and hero worship of your manly skills from slightly inebriated Chardonnay loving ladies. Hussar!