OK, I may have seen it all now... (internet based, but safe viewing!)

[tracker1972]

As I suspect some others on here do, I idle away a few minutes on the internet looking at random tat, occasionally stumbling across a gem. Not unlike wandering through the woods trying to get lost and see something new.
Well I stumbled across something new... Not sure I will pick any up (grade 5 being my current hairstyle of choice) but maybe I should get some for my girls? Keep them handy in case of emergency? Or maybe not.

May I present, the survival hairgrip!

Available now! (Absolutely no affiliation etc.)
http://m.gearbest.com/edc-tools/pp_247252.html

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[sunndog]

I'll wait for the titanium version.....then i'll be ready for anything!

 

[John Fenna]

OOOh! oooh!
I just have to have some!
Wait a moment... I have a No. 2 Clipper cut ... and a lot of "bald" ....

 

[sunndog]

No good to you anyway john, they don't do em in your favorite colour

 

[wicca]

Well, to me it looks like essential kit for a young lady who finds herself in a hairy situation. she could quickly measure up the problem, get a grip, bare her teeth and throw a spanner in the works all at the same time. Looking at the photo, she could also make light of the whole incident later. But as Sunndog says, Titanium is much more desirable. Is the inventor still roaming free, or is he in

custody yet?....

 

[Mesquite]

OOOh! oooh!
I just have to have some!
Wait a moment... I have a No. 2 Clipper cut ... and a lot of "bald" ....

Use them in your beard when you grow it long for the various characters you play

 

[homesicksteve]

I might wear them under my tactical kilt :

http://www.heinnie.com/5-11-tactica...147180625&mc_cid=a793494f7e&mc_eid=3bc4ad71f6

 

[beezer]

i am hoping for a black cnc milled tactical version

 

[bearbait]

Camo kilt? Hah!

What about the camo mankini?

 

[Drain Bamaged]

Those mankini are useless.....I could only ever think of one place to store any tinder I picked up as I was walking through the woods wearing mine, don't waste your money.

D.B.

 

[Samon]

I have 3 of those!

Terrible, just terrible. Worth the £1 for the three though? Lol for the laugh, yeah.

 

[rorymax]

Stock Mankini's are impractical, I fitted a double zip on the pouch of mine, it's now my go-to piece of kit.

 

[Bishop]

i am hoping for a black cnc milled tactical version

Be careful what you wish for, you can already get 'Tactical' combs
http://www.gadgetplus.ca/sporting/TacticalComb.html

...stylish, unique comb made with solid stainless steel. The comb's teeth are extremely stiff and can be used as a basic saw in a survival situation...

Then ther's this...

 

[Rosemary7391]

I definitely have sufficient hair for that, but really, it needs livening up. Paracord bow/tassle perhaps?

 

[GGTBod]

Be careful what you wish for, you can already get 'Tactical' combs
http://www.gadgetplus.ca/sporting/TacticalComb.html


Then ther's this...

I reckon i could sport the beardy version of this, one either side in the mutton chops

 

[woof]

Did anyone have one of those " flick combs " as a youngster ?

Rob

 

[Tengu]

I wont have any use for it, my hair is short and if it grows long a relative cuts it off so I can see out.

(Evidently they assume I am a peke or a yorkie or some fringe mutt...)