OK! Funniest, wierdest, thing you have done or seen at a meet or whilst out and about

[Ivan...]

I have several tales to recount and hopefully amuse, a gentle start.

I was early at a meet and my good friend Ichneuman, joined me a couple of days before, a very important lady had arranged to visit the site, the green man said, "Don't you think you ought to shave?" Ok i said, he carefully crafted a shaving stand from logs branches and paracord, got out his folding bowl,boiled some water even lent me a razor and soap (bloke's got everything!) It was at this point i realized i could not shave without a mirror, so i walked out of the wood, to the road and used his car wing mirror, i did not give a second thought, as to what passing motorists would think and shout as they saw this woodland tramp, shaving beside the road.

Ivan...

More to follow...

 

[dwardo]

Six drunk lads trying to get a VW van out of a muddy field, that was a laugh actually. (driver was not drinking )
Three drunk lads stumbling across our camp with a whippit at 1 in the morning checking we were ok for drugs???. Also lost so we "escorted" them out of the woods, the muddy way
Very cute lass wondering through our camp completely out of the blue, just as i was having a wee very embarrassing. She did stop for a chat and a brew mind.

They are the ones I can admit to on a family friendly forum.