After 26 cans i dont think you'll be fit for anything, never mind to start.
They're mostly energy drinks and fruit cider. If I'd drunk even half of them I'd have the whole borough cleaned up in super quick time
It must be working though as there was a news report on the bbc website today saying litter complaints in my area are way down now. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-42558018
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-east-wales-42558018
A sceptical person might suggest that perhaps people have just given up complaining or that the new online only complaints system is needlessly complicated and probably excludes non computer savvy people but who can say for sure.