my missus

[nuggets]

well !!! any chance of a `test` drive ???

 

[unorthadox]

chocolate hob nobs are on BOGOF in my local shop this week.............

Its a shame girlfriends arnt BOGOF, im tempted to expand on this but i think ill draw the line

 

[bojit]

How about a group buy or a passaround ?

Craig................

 

[Mesquite]

How about a group buy or a passaround ?

Craig................

Hmmmm shall we offer matches or hobnobs?

 

[nuggets]

Hmmmm shall we offer matches or hobnobs?

well since there is no piccies !! drawing straws seems an option !!!

 

[toilet digger]

it seems i'll be in a world of hurt when she see's this. nice knowing you gents!

 

[Mesquite]

it seems i'll be in a world of hurt when she see's this. nice knowing you gents!

Hide your knives and axes mate.... that way she'll only use blunt instruments

 

[British Red]

Well hey - we are all on computers

You know the difference between your girlfriend and a computer?

 

[bojit]

You know the difference between your girlfriend and a computer?

I'm not sure i do Red , neither make my tea or do the housework!

Craig..........

 

[ashes1627]

Well hey - we are all on computers

You know the difference between your girlfriend and a computer?

This ones easy; A computer can't answer back or make you feel guilty!

 

[Fruit Loop]

Well hey - we are all on computers

You know the difference between your girlfriend and a computer?

The computer goes down more often than the girlfriend does?

 

[ashes1627]

Well hey - we are all on computers

You know the difference between your girlfriend and a computer?

Its easier to turn the computer on?

I'll get my coat...

 

[British Red]

Well yes on the smutty ones

Plus....

You only have to punch instructions intuctions into a computer once

 

[bigandy]

need to ask the burning question that you did nt answer. milk choc or dark hobnobs?if its milk sorry no deal, dark well i have a pack that someone got me by mistake!oh nd i can throw in a half gingerbread that my little lad found behnd the sofa!!

 

[toilet digger]

bigandy we have a deal!