Loo roll, a word of warning

[woodstock]

In other news:

Knives are sharp
Sticks can have your eye out

Play safely kids.

In my late dads world almost anything could have a eye out, some examples:

Don't be kicking that beach ball at your brother you could have his eye out.

Don't be throwing that paper plane you'll have somebody's eye out

Get out the kitchen while Im cooking one splash from this frying pan could have your both eyes out, and where would you be then?

Playing a board game, Don't throw the dice so hard if it bounces it could have someones eye out.

these are all things my dad has said.

 

[mountainm]

In my late dads world almost anything could have a eye out, some examples:

Don't be kicking that beach ball at your brother you could have his eye out.

Don't be throwing that paper plane you'll have somebody's eye out

Get out the kitchen while Im cooking one splash from this frying pan could have your both eyes out, and where would you be then?

Playing a board game, Don't throw the dice so hard if it bounces it could have someones eye out.

these are all things my dad has said.

How's the eyepatch?

 

[Ecoman]

Its a bugger having a pirate for a dad!

 

[woodstock]

Still managed to get through my childhood eyes intact saying that I did manage to hit my brother in the eye when I fired a spud gun at him, smacked **** time and said spud gun in the bin.

 

[Teepee]

I like to do all my business in a receptacle and burn it on the fire.




Anyone for a toasted marshmallow?

 

[Trunks]

I like to do all my business in a receptacle and burn it on the fire.

What a big bag of sh....

You heading North in 2014 Pete?

 

[Kerne]

Dock leaves? (Warning - can be a bit slippery!!!)

Once got caught short on a run through the woods and had no alternative but to use the dried leaf litter - seemed to work but not recommended!)

 

[Teepee]

What a big bag of sh....

You heading North in 2014 Pete?

Hi mate, yes and soon .I'd be up there now if it stopped blowing a hooly.


Back to the OP- I do burn all my toilet paper where possible. Often I'll use a little bit of meths on the paper to help the flaming sacrifice.