How the hell do I join?

[Chopper]

This may seem a daft question after being on here for two years, but how do I pay a membership fee???

I have never tried so hard to give £1000 away, and failed.

 

[innocent bystander]

User CP, Miscellaneous, Paid Subscriptions.

 

[spamel]

I have never tried so hard to give £1000 away, and failed.

I shall PM my bank account details at once if you wish!!!

 

[Chopper]

Thanks chaps, I searched high and low for this, can't believe that the £1000 option has been removed, I will pay my £15 and give the balance to the cats home, like a good little boy.