I didn't have enough fingers to count on!!!!
So I ... borrowed ... several from a friend, and he had to bring along a couple more buddies!!!
By the time we got through counting we kind of lost track of why we were counting. And since we were all standing around in a circle with our mitts in front of us, we figured we were doing that "one potato two potato..." counting to choose sides and just kept going! Now, the big walnut tree is first base, the old plow is second, and that big cowpie is third base. And whoever hits the ball into the pig pen gets an automatic home-run, but has to go in to get the ball back!
Or the other way to express it is ----
Young enough to know better! But too old to care!!!
Mikey - that grumpy ol' German blacksmith out in the Hinterlands