I don't really mind being muddy, so long as I can clean up easily.
I was emptying one of the huge dalek type compost bins a couple of weeks ago, and Himself came out to see what I was up to.
"Oh look, she's muddy, she's happy", said he with a smirk
He's known me nearly fifty years, he's gotten used to it.
Well I was
I was busy, I was outside, I was doing good work, and the mud was just par for the course. The soil from the compost bins was beautiful stuff though, just as well since we're on heavy clay soil here, and if I don't keep it full or organic stuff it sets like bricks with pottery slip on top.
Getting your hands (Hah! and everything else) mucky isn't a crime, it's a good thing. Does your immune system good to get dirty.
M