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[Aussiepom]

I knew a guy who had this trouble, he was a chef, so the heat in the kitchen added to his 'issue'. He swore by talc. Loads of the stuff.
One time, he ran out of talc, and used plain flour instead....
Apparently his evening bowel movement was, shall we say, excruciating.
The flour had become wet with the sweat and formed a sort of sticky dough on the hairs around his 'sheriff's badge'. This dough later set hard, so as he thrust, his 'movement' tore all the hairs out.....

Anyway, I'd go with talc, baby talc is good.

Absolutely hilarious. I've literally got tears rolling down my cheeks, (upper cheeks, not lower cheeks as in the post above.)

 

[santaman2000]

An ordinary jock strap. And either talc or corn starch.

 

[Camel]

I wear Under armour heat gear vented when exercising and when I travel in warmer climates. Even the shorter ones are a bit long and I do feel a bit kids from fame in the locker room but they don't chafe and I do find they are able to be worn for longer periods without attracting flies.

Another vote for Underarmour... erm underpants.

They seem very expensive for what they are but seemed worth every penny in Australia and South Africa.

I discovered these in M&S a couple of years ago : http://www.marksandspencer.com/Pack-Sport-Layer-Hipsters-Stretch/dp/B00124EOAU?ie=UTF8&ref=sr_1_4&nodeId=682982031&sr=1-4&qid=1353011732&pf_rd_r=14ZG2FHWWEBST3QCJ7AQ&pf_rd_m=A2BO0OYVBKIQJM&pf_rd_t=301&pf_rd_i=0&pf_rd_p=321381407&pf_rd_s=center-3

They are pretty good worn in summer out and about, very good when you consider the cost.

 

[Bigfoot]

Silk. 'Nuff said. You don't need to tell anyone you are wearing it unless you want to