I was cutting down nettles in the back yard with a Marbles bolo I bought for the job. On th second cut I hit the ground and followed through a bit further than I wanted to. Cut into my leg, nice straight, clean cut. Unfortunately I was recovering from a heart attack and still on blood thinners. As my wife was away for the weekend, I self medicated. A full roll of kitchen towels later and a lot of pressure, and the bleeding stopped enough to slap some wound closures on it. After a medicinal whisky, I managed to clean the blood off the kitchen tiles to hide the evidence.