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widu13
Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
Hey, this is great- I'm rollin' with it. Con'td....
"`Fell under oss` The man tomorrow said." He then paused for breath and asked the question that ancient minds have forever sought the answer to "Do you cook fish fingers in the dark. I have a pocketful of jelly" The man fell back spent. He felt very close to having the knowledge of the universe unveiled before him. He already knew the answer was not 42!
"`Fell under oss` The man tomorrow said." He then paused for breath and asked the question that ancient minds have forever sought the answer to "Do you cook fish fingers in the dark. I have a pocketful of jelly" The man fell back spent. He felt very close to having the knowledge of the universe unveiled before him. He already knew the answer was not 42!
And yey did he walk the salmon ground for 40 days until he came upon the talking tulip muttering in foreign tongue. the poodle droop spotted mangrove gave fruit to eat and the traveller blessed the naked beadle whilst giving thanks to the turtle neck oyster
No not 42 , as that was just a number in a back room of his mind, mind ! no he didn't mind as the rain animal abated, just long enough to wring out just one sack , as it was required later for the potato harvest , pause to learn latin that makes no sense at all, back in a mo only the sea horse is playing up
All sorted, time puzzled , but not as much as the weight of his pie, never mind he wrote a song to establish how much to eat , and how long it would last , so he sought out the rainbow and behold the answer " Somewhere over the rainbow , weigh a pie "
Agent Fox couldn't handle the chopper ride so he sicked up a rainbow.
i have no idea what you've been smoking, but if there's any chance you could bag me a bit up and pop it in the post it'd be greatly appreciated :welcome1:
:theyareonPie weight sorted , and fox rainbow vomit cleaned away , secret agent Bushwhacker had his crayons confiscated, sulked and announced he was to run away with Arnie , to lead a life of tracking and apples , still whilst awaiting an answer from Califonia , he spent his time sewing mail bags and making special cigars from otter sprait, don't knock it till you have smoked one TBC.
i have no idea what you've been smoking, but if there's any chance you could bag me a bit up and pop it in the post it'd be greatly appreciated :welcome1:
All gone bro'.
It's allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll goneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
If this is the thread of free expression, I'm running with it.
That has just taken first place in the funniest things I have ever seen on this forum! this thread is brilliant!
Bit of free expression then, so feel free to add to my contribution
'Rain hammered like hatred agaist the old tin roof as Silan curled beneath damp sacks and unforgiving tempest. Tomorrow he would fight again. Again he would be shamed. Shivering cold he craved for his mother.
`Fell under oss` The man tomorrow said.'
Twas then he heard the words "Listen to me" and looking up saw Judge Judy glaring down at him, black judges gown open, the glistening of her black PVC undergarments and boots showing in the dim candle light and fear assaulted his very being.
'Rain hammered like hatred agaist the old tin roof as Silan curled beneath damp sacks and unforgiving tempest. Tomorrow he would fight again. Again he would be shamed. Shivering cold he craved for his mother.
`Fell under oss` The man tomorrow said.'
Twas then he heard the words "Listen to me" and looking up saw Judge Judy glaring down at him, black judges gown open, the glistening of her black PVC undergarments and boots showing in the dim candle light and fear assaulted his very being.
Oh blimey , he thought that needs ironing! but her overwhelming power was just too much to bear, Judy did something as never before she winked and said " show me your day release certificate, this should never have reached this stage, adjourned for lunch "
Upon return from the recess, he shouted " Oh Judy, i am powerless to resist" His eyes burned into hers like hot toast. His muscular arms enfolded her body as she felt herself being swept away, in a dual cyclone of passion which reached every nook and crevice of her being and which seemed to last for hours. When he had finished, he whispered " How was it for you darling ? "Did the earth move for you ? ""Not arf " she replied you have left my idea of bushcraft in tatters .....
'In that day you will no longer ask me anything. Very truly I tell you, my Father will give you whatever you ask in my name. [SUP]24[/SUP] Until now you have not asked for anything in my name. Ask and you will receive, and your joy will be complete....when the men in white coats arrive.' 