I love sleeping in my hammock, in fact so much so that I felt compelled to write this short song 'Living on the Ceiling' about hammocking back in the 80's. I then made the mistake of sharing it with vocalist Neil Arthur from British synthpop band Blancmange in a pub in Harrow, who subsequently plagarised it for a well known song.
You keep me running the hammock lines round and round, [I use a round turn and two half hitches]
Well, that's alright with me
Up and down, I'm up the wall, I'm up the bloody tree
That's alright with me, yeah, that's alright with me
Well, it feels alright to me, yeah, it looks alright to me [but my advice would be to check the knots before you get in]
And I'm so tall, I'm so tall
You raise me and then you let me fall
I'm so small, I'm so small
Wrap me round your finger, see me fall
Here we go......:
Neil and I have not spoken since, although he does send me a Christmas card each year. True Story.