Erm... That's a hoverfly, nor a horsefly methinks... so completely harmless.
It doesn't look like a horsefly to me either, where's our resident entomologist?
Getting some whopping great bovine horseflies crashing around the house last week or so, but they don't seem keen to bite.
Edit: Google images suggests otherwise, there are a lot of pics of that striped version.
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