Toddy's asked me to contribute a wee something about hedgehogs, as every year the mem and I end up rescuing and feeding up some undersized piggies. Here's an intro to these endearing, useful and endangered creatures:
As a timely note - check your bonfires! To you, it's a cheerful blaze to share with your family. To a hedgehog, it's a dream home! If you haven't built it yet, protect the base with chicken wire or similar to prevent a piggy taking up residence. If you've already assembled it, try shifting the wood a few feet on the night before igniting it, or levering up the base tier to check that Mrs. Tiggywinkle hasn't taken up occupation. At least light only one side, to allow any creatures to make an escape, please.
Hedgehog numbers have crashed over recent decades,
down 66% in only the last 20 years. When I was a lad, there were 30,000,000 piggies in the UK. Now?
Just 1 million...
Piggies are currently trying to fatten up in order to survive winter. If they don't make 600 grams, they'll die. You can help.
The gold standard would be to buy yourself a "
hogitat" as an early Christmas present. They're readily available from Amazon for anywhere from just £20 to "the sky's the limit".
You can also make a simple piggy feeding station out of a plastic storage box from your local High Street cheapo outlet. Instructions
here.
If nothing else, simply put out some Spike's hedgehog biscuits in a disposable takeaway tray or saucer, together with some clean tap water. The biscuits can also be ordered from Amazon
here. Even more cheap and readily available are
Tesco chicken & rice kitten biscuits at only £1.10 for 500g
Don't put out bread and milk, it's an old wives' tale. It's actively harmful to piggies. Also avoid leaving out mealworms. They're a delicious treat for piggies, but too many can cause bone problems.
Even though you think your garden has no 'hogs, either try installing a feeder or buy one for someone else.
Doing nothing won't help; doing something may save what is rapidly becoming an endangered species.
If you find an underweight piggy, or one that's feeding in the daytime, it's a sign that they need help. Don't worry about catching anything: hedgehogs carry no diseases that humans can catch, and their fleas won't infest humans or breed in houses. Neither will hedgehogs bite, except under the most stressful circumstances; and even then, their bite is
pitiful against anything larger than a worm or larva!
All veterinary surgeries will either care for hedgehogs free of charge, or refer you to a local volunteer or wildlife centre who will.
Lots of useful info and contacts at the
Hedgehog Preservation Society and
St. Tiggywinkles.
Here's our latest guest, little Pumpkin. Look into her eyes and tell me you won't help her to survive:
maximus otter