This is for all the ex forces guys to have a giggle at enjoy boys.
Dealing with a Snake!
The various approaches taken to a deadly problem:
INFANTRY:
Tracks snake through the undergrowth with blowpipe. Snake smells them and leaves the area.
ROYAL ARMOURED CORPS:
Runs over snake, laughs and looks for more snakes.
HOUSEHOLD CAVALRY:
Treats snakes with disdain, but disregards, as it is no threat to primary objective- Holding the City of London at all costs.
ROYAL MARINES:
Plays with snake, then eats it.
COMBAT ENGINEERS:
Studies snake. Prepares tactical doctrine using counter mobility assets. No one listens. Snake gets bored and goes away.
SUPPORT ENGINEERS:
Builds pub. Kills and stuffs snake. Mounts snake over bar.
ROYAL ARTILLERY:
Kills snake with heaviest barrage since Second World War. Medals all round.
SAS:
Makes contact with snake, ignores all Foreign Office directives and those of the theatre commander by winning the snake's heart and mind, and then trains it to kill other snakes. Files expense account and write a book.
ROYAL NAVY:
Fires numerous missiles, then makes a presentation to defence committee about how ships are best for anti-snake operations.
ROYAL AIR FORCE:
Gets global positioning system coordinates for snake, attacks but cannot risk collateral damage. Returns to base to refuel and for crew rest.
INTELLIGENCE CORPS:
Snake? What snake? Only four of the thirty-five indicators of snake presence are currently active. Potential for snake activity assessed as low.
Dealing with a Snake!
The various approaches taken to a deadly problem:
INFANTRY:
Tracks snake through the undergrowth with blowpipe. Snake smells them and leaves the area.
ROYAL ARMOURED CORPS:
Runs over snake, laughs and looks for more snakes.
HOUSEHOLD CAVALRY:
Treats snakes with disdain, but disregards, as it is no threat to primary objective- Holding the City of London at all costs.
ROYAL MARINES:
Plays with snake, then eats it.
COMBAT ENGINEERS:
Studies snake. Prepares tactical doctrine using counter mobility assets. No one listens. Snake gets bored and goes away.
SUPPORT ENGINEERS:
Builds pub. Kills and stuffs snake. Mounts snake over bar.
ROYAL ARTILLERY:
Kills snake with heaviest barrage since Second World War. Medals all round.
SAS:
Makes contact with snake, ignores all Foreign Office directives and those of the theatre commander by winning the snake's heart and mind, and then trains it to kill other snakes. Files expense account and write a book.
ROYAL NAVY:
Fires numerous missiles, then makes a presentation to defence committee about how ships are best for anti-snake operations.
ROYAL AIR FORCE:
Gets global positioning system coordinates for snake, attacks but cannot risk collateral damage. Returns to base to refuel and for crew rest.
INTELLIGENCE CORPS:
Snake? What snake? Only four of the thirty-five indicators of snake presence are currently active. Potential for snake activity assessed as low.
