Oh, I know. I wanted to pretend that your kitchen skills were offensive!
They're an extraordinary crop pest here, too. I take off the breasts and give the rest to the falconers.
Ranchers and farmers love me because I'm an efficient bird hunter. Not one big bang per moose.
I can raise hell all day long = bad joss in that field.
All the same, at high speed, 80kph, they explode when they hit the ground.
Because we are required to use nontoxic shot (and steel is the cheapest), the carcass of the bird is fine to feed the falcons over the winter.
Benelli Nova 3.5" x 12 ga, stuffed up with BBB steel in hot loads is efficient.
I've been able to clock Canadas doing 90kph and they were really working at it. Half a dozen and it was impressive.
Local birds are cruising at 70kph, so easy to imagine the lift from the front bird's wing tip.