Beard Length Chart

Toddy

Mod
Mod
Jan 21, 2005
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S. Lanarkshire
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From a look at my sleeping husband, I can report that HWMBLT sports a Sea Captain look to his :D

Where the hang did you come across that ?

cheers,
M
 
Jul 12, 2012
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Liverpool
Got it in a email quite apt though, and congrats to your hubby with the epic beard.

Oh and this should be added to the discussion too:
beard-etiquette.jpg

^ Should be made a rule for the moot.
 
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TurboGirl

Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
Sep 8, 2011
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Leicestershire
www.king4wd.co.uk
... now colour and length is sorted, are there prizes for oldest food recovered and small children hidden?!

Just joking :) I love beards, hubbys developed a perfect T in black and white (his names trev ;) ) which is getting paler as the years goes on... not long enough though and shaved around like a brazillian, I miss the point in that tbh but at least he's not gone down the Back to Black route...I'd feel a bit wierd if he got even more or a pruner than his old bird ;)
 
Nov 29, 2004
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Scotland
According to the chart I have a 'grandpa' length beard, but it comes off for the warmer months and I reckon spring is around the corner. :)
 

wicca

Native
Oct 19, 2008
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South Coast
Looking at the chart it's not just beards then? Good! includes me then..I was only asking my mate Ghengis the other day " Who are we invading next then Boss?" :lmao::lmao:
 

Hog On Ice

Nomad
Oct 19, 2012
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Virginia, USA
where is the dividing line between wizard and super wizard? 8 inches? 12 inches? 16 inches? 20 inches? 24 inches?

for reference my 20 inch beard falls below my navel
 

Laurentius

Bushcrafter (boy, I've got a lot to say!)
Aug 13, 2009
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Knowhere
I think I am heading off towards wizard territory. I have got the mystical staff, all I will need next is the pointy hat.
 

Harvestman

Bushcrafter through and through
May 11, 2007
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Pontypool, Wales, Uk
Sea captain length, but since when do sea captains have ginger beards? Or shouldn't I admit to that?

Besides, working in a call centre, people tell me I sound more like an airline pilot.
 

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