A story of the brave warriors.
by dad.
There were 3 ninja warriors called Robin-san,Benjamin-san,Charlie-san,apparently they were a special class of Ninja stealth ,well hard and dead cool ,according to them anyhow,and oh and i nearly forgot to mention Jack aka Dick proenneke a woodsman of fame,killer of the 20 foot grizzly bear and whittler of spoons(apparently!) and this intrepid group,nay,band of brothers (ages 13,11,9 and 6) decided they would save the world by camping out in jacks new lavvu tent in the garden,this being November and all that,beds were made and pillows festooned with teddy bears and nibbles for the night,fire was lit and hot beverages served by Ben who was 'best at this sort of ****,oops sorry dad' after tales of previous exploits ,battles and a flurry of fart jokes and much giggling ensuing the 4 brave men,for they were were brave, they were camping in the wildest hostile territory full of triads,'howlers' and according to Ben 'well scary ****,oops sorry dad' went to their 4 season sleeping bags,except for Charlie who had 25 million zillion season bag.
Still more fart noises emitted from the lavvu tent accompanied by exclamations of 'phfwar!' and 'thats stinky ****,oops sorry dad' by Benjamin-san after ten minutes or so eventually dad announces he is popping back in for a bit for a hot drink and a digestive biscuit in the nice warm house with the fire lit.
within 5 minutes brave Charlie -san was back in and in mums bed in case she got scared,quickly followed by Benjamin -san who apparently needed a wee and disapeared upstairs 'to the loo' and hasnt been seen since,surely not in a warm bed? not THAT brave fellow! all that remained now was Jack and Robin each determined to stay out in the tent longer than the other,each battling with each-other for the last man standing is truly worthy of his title as Ninja stealth mountain men.
You know i think their dad is about to turn the outdoor light out and announce hot chocolates made with toppings of mini marshmallows,oh and not forgetting that there are warm beds upstairs,merely of course just to warm up a bit,no shame in both coming in at the same time and all that!
by dad.
There were 3 ninja warriors called Robin-san,Benjamin-san,Charlie-san,apparently they were a special class of Ninja stealth ,well hard and dead cool ,according to them anyhow,and oh and i nearly forgot to mention Jack aka Dick proenneke a woodsman of fame,killer of the 20 foot grizzly bear and whittler of spoons(apparently!) and this intrepid group,nay,band of brothers (ages 13,11,9 and 6) decided they would save the world by camping out in jacks new lavvu tent in the garden,this being November and all that,beds were made and pillows festooned with teddy bears and nibbles for the night,fire was lit and hot beverages served by Ben who was 'best at this sort of ****,oops sorry dad' after tales of previous exploits ,battles and a flurry of fart jokes and much giggling ensuing the 4 brave men,for they were were brave, they were camping in the wildest hostile territory full of triads,'howlers' and according to Ben 'well scary ****,oops sorry dad' went to their 4 season sleeping bags,except for Charlie who had 25 million zillion season bag.
Still more fart noises emitted from the lavvu tent accompanied by exclamations of 'phfwar!' and 'thats stinky ****,oops sorry dad' by Benjamin-san after ten minutes or so eventually dad announces he is popping back in for a bit for a hot drink and a digestive biscuit in the nice warm house with the fire lit.
within 5 minutes brave Charlie -san was back in and in mums bed in case she got scared,quickly followed by Benjamin -san who apparently needed a wee and disapeared upstairs 'to the loo' and hasnt been seen since,surely not in a warm bed? not THAT brave fellow! all that remained now was Jack and Robin each determined to stay out in the tent longer than the other,each battling with each-other for the last man standing is truly worthy of his title as Ninja stealth mountain men.
You know i think their dad is about to turn the outdoor light out and announce hot chocolates made with toppings of mini marshmallows,oh and not forgetting that there are warm beds upstairs,merely of course just to warm up a bit,no shame in both coming in at the same time and all that!
made me smile
