My missus had a good one yesterday. She was out edging the grass at the front of the house - the postie walked past her and put the little red card through the door without knocking.
Postie turns round - sees her - "Oh sorry. There you are. I have a parcel for you ..." <starts digging around in his bag>
MrsDave was less than impressed! Apparently he's not the normal guy though.
Postie turns round - sees her - "Oh sorry. There you are. I have a parcel for you ..." <starts digging around in his bag>
MrsDave was less than impressed! Apparently he's not the normal guy though.