Stew said:
It's really annoying isn't it. When I picked the one at work, the boss was with me and he kept saying, "kick it in" "eurgh, you don't want that!"
Ignorance!
Tell me about it!
I saw one about 2 1/2" on my walk to the station one morning and thought "that'll be delicious in a day or two". Took my knife with me to get it on the way to work and it had gone! Next day I heard two council workers talking
"yeah so it took it to the outlaw. F****** ponce, an'e cuts it up, bungs it in a pain wiv some butter an garlic, poncey french crap, then bungs it on some poncey f****** italian bread, chi-bottom or somfing, and givs it me wiv a glass of sherry, poncey f****** stuff. but tell ya wot, it was f******tasty mate!".
Kept a close look on those that came up a few days latter. Went to get them...bare bloody grass!
Also found a few in the alley behidn the house that the kids use to walk to school. Found a few lovely ones, full of size 4 boot prints
Still shouldn't complain too much I guess as I found about 40 morels in the garden and 12 St. Georges.