A corner for old times....?...

[oldtimer]

Being old and feeling old are not the same thing.
It's a cliche that a man is as old as the woman he feels: unfortunately Madame is 18 months older than me, so I always feel older than I am!

 

[Robson Valley]

Tenderfoot is "chechako." Feel free to use it as an insult for stupidos.
After at least one winter in the Klondike Gold Rush in the Yukon Territory, you are a "sourdough."