2000 Post Competition

[Shewie]

"Look love, if you don't get the tea on in the next five minutes these two are going in the drink, comprende ?"

 

[bojit]

"DVD?" (done in a chinese accent)

Craig.............

 

[Shambling Shaman]

Bump bump - com,p ends Sunday

 

[Andy2112]

I thought you wouldn't miss your right wooden leg so i spent all night batoning it up to fit in this very handy tinder pouch, it's Ash you know!!!

 

[telwebb]

"if you'd just like to pop your foot on the rail there, sir .... you'll find the pedicure more beneficial without the boots though"

 

[Tetley]

"What this bag officer ? there really wouldnt be anything of interest to you in there ..........................."

 

[Biker]

Laptop? Check.
Budget life preserver? Check.
Somali pirate anti-boarding kit cunningly disguised as a big girls blouse vanity case? Check.



Hehehehheheheee (sorry)

 

[_scorpio_]

"you're gonna need a bigger boat"

 

[Shambling Shaman]

Well there was a close call between theses two

The British version of Crocodile Dundee is in production and the makeup artist is really getting into the roleDave

Laptop? Check.
Budget life preserver? Check.
Somali pirate anti-boarding kit cunningly disguised as a big girls blouse vanity case? Check.

Hehehehheheheee (sorry)

How ever Impartial judging from the eldest and swmbo gives it to DaveBromley..

PM inbound

 

[Darkside]

Congrats Dave and thanks for the comp Shaman.

 

[georann]

I know I said you don't have to pack to light when going by boat, but how many more of these...?"

 

[DaveBromley]

Whoo I have to say I thought biker had that one sewn up, Sorry Aaron.

Thanks for the comp fella!!! PM Replied to

Dave

 

[No Idea]

I thought a couple of nights curled up with her in one sack on the boat in this temp would be heaven.

When I saw her take this camoflage fuel can out of her diesel clio, I just took it to be full of diesel and emptied it in the tank.

I knew she was a bit grumpy I knicked her fuel, but I thought my luck was in when she wanted to play strip poker....

When she won I ended up tied naked on the front deck in a blizzard with her uploading me screeching live to face book....

How the hell was I supposed to know she filled her fuel can with a gallon of 25 year old single malt...

If any woman hands you a fuel can - test it first!