2000 Post Competition

[Shambling Shaman]

Well it would seem traditional to hold a competition at this point, I have no idea what the prize will be but its a caption comp

Funniest one wins will let it run till next Sunday

That is me in the photo, so be kind (as if!!!)

 

[Loenja]

Never am i EVER getting into one of those again!

 

[sapper1]

Now listen,I trained the left one to get on by itself .What your problem?

 

[Harvestman]

Yes, the bag used to belong to the missus, but I left her back there...

 

[ex-member Raikey]

"I have an invisible gun and i,m not afraid to use it! , now lower the ladder, or the vanity case gets it!!"

 

[John Fenna]

I'm with Stupid.....

 

[Highbinder]

"I rolled and I tumbled, I cried the whole night long!"

 

[Shewie]

"Give me my boots or you don't get your laptop back !"

 

[Loenja]

"Give me my boots or you don't get your laptop back !"

nonono
"give me your boots"

 

[gsfgaz]

Can you fit more beer in this laptop bag ..

 

[Shewie]

"You won't need this where we're going"

 

[Barn Owl]

'No need to rough it, manicure and a session on bcuk, sorted..'

 

[DaveBromley]

The British version of Crocodile Dundee is in production and the makeup artist is really getting into the role

Dave

 

[Whittler Kev]

I put the sharps in here so plod don't see them and the makeup bags got a hairdryer in it for the forge.
I've got to take them with us so I can whittle a new wheel, look, this ones wore right away

 

[Shambling Shaman]

Some good ones, keep 'n' coming

 

[Man of Tanith]

''darling?''
'yes dear?'
'why do you always insist on taking photo's when i'm holding your handbag?'

 

[gsfgaz]

WIT! nae wi-fi, am gon hame

 

[bojit]

And in this bag i have a nice trivet that i just found on that island !

Craig.............

 

[Radix lecti]

Hello Sir,I'll make it brief,your wife asked me to call,i'm the local travelling Ladies underwear salesman.

 

[Darkside]

"Ultra Light and stylish too!"
or
"These two and another 12 bags, why did I invite the wife to come with me????"