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It certainly did not look or smell like Guinness to me. Otherwise I would have licked it to see.

How would you clean it. You would be drinking that black sprokkitty grollup that festers in there over time. Yuck.

I Will take it please.

He is pretty gutted about it all :(

I was with him yesterday. The only trees dead were the ones that had been tapped. In one case a tree had a split trunk. The untapped side was still healthy. Tapped side dead. I'll text him to get a picture as he is there now.

We used sealed wood with wax and resin. It comes off after a couple of years. The same with tar. The sap forces it off from the inside and insects attack the outside. It does not last long. Champagne corks painted with tar performed best. But the trees still rotted from the inside.

Single malt scotch.

Who is this person?

Shut up and talk about Ray.

He won't listen.

I think Ray is at home with the BBC. This is the first programme since Northern Wilderness that the whole family has shut up and watched. It is gentle and packed full of knowledge and history. More of this Ray.

Thank You's clutter up threads and are just not needed. They seem to be ego buttons than anything else as well as being used negatively. No place for them in polite society.

There is nothing wrong with that as long as you crap in the garden and not out of the window.

That is my job. By right.

It took Jonathan four swigs before he noticed. It is his 'special' one with the white blob on the cap. The one reserved for special beverages. He took it out earlier this evening. I filled it up for him. [giggles evilly]

Do not feel too sorry for him. He has been in the woods since six doing donkey things and moosing about whilst I do the cooking and get the monster to bed.

I use a kettle and an oven. This combination I find fits snugly into my kitchen surrounded by a house. Not as light as that army stove thingy. But it keeps you warm in winter, has a roof to keep off rain, warm water and best of all. Carpets.

Even I luuurve Uncle Ray.

That is the one I She-Wee'd in. Twice.

Okay, makes sense. But the venom does get injected via the 'inside' of the tooth at high pressure straight into the blood stream. They are like tiny little hyperdermic needles. Jonathan has a few set in resin from juveniles to adult. Rubbing the bite would do nothing except to speed up the...