Things Not to buy for christmas

[Bishop]

1. Beard Baubles

I thought it was some photoshopped joke but colour me horrified it's a real product.

 

[Mesquite]

Sadly you can get glitter for beards as well

 

[daveO]

Sadly you can get glitter for beards as well

You mean pie crumbs right?

 

[Jared]

Also can advise not to buy glitter bombs for any one.

 

[Mesquite]

You mean pie crumbs right?

Sadly not...

 

[Nice65]

Also can advise not to buy glitter bombs for any one.

Right on with that, glitter is evil. I used to be a lodger at a friends house and their nefarious children, it got everywhere. I'd be going off to work and catching sparkles off my toecap boots. Not a good look.

 

[snappingturtle]

looking at those sparkles I'm thinking any verjazzle or perjazzle kits might be best avoided, imagine your in bed and the little woman comes in, off come the cloths and her map of tazi is sparkling like eddy Cullen from twilight......

 

[Janne]

You guys are so yesterday!

You can also buy a X-mas themed insert for your ear flesh tunnel.

 

[crosslandkelly]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1904820726326427

 

[KenThis]

A puppy.

 

[Mesquite]

https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1904820726326427

I dunno... I actually think they're quite amusing and I'd have a laugh wearing one to the office for sure

 

[crosslandkelly]

I dunno... I actually think they're quite amusing and I'd have a laugh wearing one to the office for sure

Along with your beard glitter and baubles no doubt.

 

[Mesquite]

Along with your beard glitter and baubles no doubt.

I admit I have bad tastes but they aren't so bad as to go that far

 

[daveO]

Right on with that, glitter is evil. I used to be a lodger at a friends house and their nefarious children, it got everywhere. I'd be going off to work and catching sparkles off my toecap boots. Not a good look.

It's also one of the major causes of micro plastics in the water system so given the current trends to save the oceans I suspect glitter will soon be banned along with the stuff in cosmetics.

 

[crosslandkelly]

It's also one of the major causes of micro plastics in the water system so given the current trends to save the oceans I suspect glitter will soon be banned along with the stuff in cosmetics.

Interesting article here, http://fortune.com/2017/11/30/banning-glitter/

Counter here, http://www.slate.com/articles/healt...posed_global_ban_on_glitter_is_pointless.html

 

[Jared]

looking at those sparkles I'm thinking any verjazzle or perjazzle kits might be best avoided, imagine your in bed and the little woman comes in, off come the cloths and her map of tazi is sparkling like eddy Cullen from twilight......

Google "glitter bombs"

 

[oldtimer]

You guys are so yesterday!

You can also buy a X-mas themed insert for your ear flesh tunnel.

I was going to ask what an ear flesh tunnel was but realised I really didn't want to know.

There was a time when I used to stop trimming my beard in October so I could rub Vaseline and talcum powder into it to play Father Christmas for the kids. I also used to wear a day sack back to front under the FC jacket as a false fat belly. Neither expedient is now necessary!

 

[snappingturtle]

Google "glitter bombs"

No need an ex bombed my bath on my birthday I was a little drunk before taking it and only noticed as I dryed off, I'm thinking what the hell? and said as much, needless to say she found it very funny even bringing on tears, and at the party I spent a lot of time explaining the joke and that I did not fancy myself as a less than hansom Edward Cullen

 

[Jared]

I don't think we're talking about the same thing still.

 

[snappingturtle]

I don't think we're talking about the same thing still.

Bath bomb, glitter bomb its unmanly an evil!