bored, fancy an informal chat?

[JonathanD]

my apologies if im coming across as abusive, im anything but. just enjoying a little light hearted banter

I don't understand humour, I live with a cold hearted woman who makes me cry.

 

[Retired Member southey]

Everyone point at Raikey! He smells of bus stops!

 

[munkiboi182]

Well. On the bright side.... Oh Hell. There is no bright side. I'm going to bed before the duvet is claimed and it smells of Guerlain tinted trumps.

give it the old dutch oven treatment http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=dutch+oven

 

[Robbi]

Everyone point at Raikey! He smells of bus stops!

and telephone boxes LOL !

yer a bad man Mr. Southey ! LOL !

 

[ex-member Raikey]

Everyone point at Raikey! He smells of bus stops!

and telephone boxes LOL ! !

i,m actually crying now,.......

i was bullied too you know,......

this could break me, i hope you know that!!

i may have to go back to the dark place.

 

[EmmaD]

i wee'd myself at school once ,..thats not funny,.....

 

[Bushwhacker]

i wee'd myself at school once ,..thats not funny,.....

I did it on my first day at primary, in assembly, during the Lord's prayer. Never affected me.

 

[lannyman8]

I did it on my first day at primary, in assembly, during the Lord's prayer. Never affected me.

thats the way to do it...

 

[EmmaD]

I do not trump on bed or anywhere else thank you.

 

[Robbi]

imagine doing it on your first day at 6th Form college

 

[ex-member Raikey]

I do not trump on bed or anywhere else thank you.

hahah but still feel the need to stress the fact,....

its ok ,...we believe you,....






not

 

[Toddy]

I'm lost in this conversation.......trump's the fellow with the brillo pad hair who wants to turn Aberdeenshire into a golf course.

M

 

[munkiboi182]

all women fart, especially when they're preggers. swmbo is causing me serious problems with her pre natal methane atm

 

[JonathanD]

You bleedin' fibber. Poppy told me about the car incident when you had to wind the windows down because of the 'horse feed' smell. She knew the truth, and told all her friends too.

 

[Bushwhacker]

There's two threads that may be of interest to the op - "newbie to camping" and "ID my maggot".

 

[munkiboi182]

i have to re state when flatulent vengence is required, dutch oven

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...erm=dutch+oven

 

[JonathanD]

all women fart, especially when they're preggers. swmbo is causing me serious problems with her pre natal methane atm

No, the Queen doesn't. That's a fact.

 

[nunzionuk]

do you lead him round with a carrot on a stick, and does he have furry ears and buck teeth??? sounds like im describing some of the locals

Never seen a norfolk person like that before...

 

[munkiboi182]

No, the Queen doesn't. That's a fact.

of corse she does. she lets one rip and says " one would like to beg a royal pardon"

 

[munkiboi182]

Never seen a norfolk person like that before...

try 5 mins in norwich