Things Not to buy for christmas
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Right on with that, glitter is evil. I used to be a lodger at a friends house and their nefarious children, it got everywhere. I'd be going off to work and catching sparkles off my toecap boots
. Not a good look.looking at those sparkles I'm thinking any verjazzle or perjazzle kits might be best avoided, imagine your in bed and the little woman comes in, off come the cloths and her map of tazi is sparkling like eddy Cullen from twilight......
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I dunno... I actually think they're quite amusing and I'd have a laugh wearing one to the office for sure
I dunno... I actually think they're quite amusing and I'd have a laugh wearing one to the office for sure
Along with your beard glitter and baubles no doubt.
Along with your beard glitter and baubles no doubt.
I admit I have bad tastes but they aren't so bad as to go that far
Right on with that, glitter is evil. I used to be a lodger at a friends house and their nefarious children, it got everywhere. I'd be going off to work and catching sparkles off my toecap boots
It's also one of the major causes of micro plastics in the water system so given the current trends to save the oceans I suspect glitter will soon be banned along with the stuff in cosmetics.
Interesting article here, http://fortune.com/2017/11/30/banning-glitter/
Counter here, http://www.slate.com/articles/healt...posed_global_ban_on_glitter_is_pointless.html
I was going to ask what an ear flesh tunnel was but realised I really didn't want to know.
There was a time when I used to stop trimming my beard in October so I could rub Vaseline and talcum powder into it to play Father Christmas for the kids. I also used to wear a day sack back to front under the FC jacket as a false fat belly. Neither expedient is now necessary!
No need an ex bombed my bath on my birthday I was a little drunk before taking it and only noticed as I dryed off, I'm thinking what the hell? and said as much, needless to say she found it very funny even bringing on tears, and at the party I spent a lot of time explaining the joke and that I did not fancy myself as a less than hansom Edward Cullen
Bath bomb, glitter bombI don't think we're talking about the same thing still.
its unmanly an evil!
