The Great Kilt

[Toddy]

I got no change out of a thousand for kilt and jacket for my son twenty years ago.

Neighbour bought the whole outfit to wear as best man at his cousin's wedding last week. He totalled it up, just over two thousand. His wife's frock, hat, bag and shoes set them back just under five hundred.....he said his wallet wished he could wear silk and stilettos

 

[Woody girl]

I got no change out of a thousand for kilt and jacket for my son twenty years ago.

Neighbour bought the whole outfit to wear as best man at his cousin's wedding last week. He totalled it up, just over two thousand. His wife's frock, hat, bag and shoes set them back just under five hundred.....he said his wallet wished he could wear silk and stilettos

Ooh Jeffrey! Suits you sir, especially the stilettos. May i suggest a subtle barbie pink to match your cheeks sir!

 

[Toddy]

I think it was the moths fleeing his sporran that worried him