Far from it
A year or two later, I went wading in the Thames at Reading and stepped on what I am guessing was a broken bottle. Massively stubbed my toe on a beach. The list just goes on and on
A few years later still (got kids by this point) I was up at about 3am and couldn't get back to sleep. So, I decided to sharpen all the kids pencils. Dropped one, immediately forgot about it, so that when I did eventually decide to go to bed I stepped on it. You have to imagine this: I put my foot on the pencil, blunt end towards my toes, sharp end towards my heel. It kind of stuck for a moment, then released as I lifted my foot, but from the blunt, toe end first. My heel came down on the recently sharpened end.
So, after a muffled squeal, I sat and tried to wriggle the big piece of graphite out of my foot with an awl for a bit before admitting that it wasn't coming out. I went to casualty first thing, where several other people had a go with similarly disappointing outcomes. This set of experimental procedures smarted: Not being my first rodeo, I knew that anaesthetics don't work hardly at all in your feet, there being not much meat there for it to get a purchase on. Anyway, a tweedy consultant later bustled in (I am pretty sure he arrived by horse) and said it had to be a general anaesthetic.
Now, this is a very busy hospital, so I am low on the priorities list and I spent the next three days hanging around in casualty as people came in with assorted heart attacks, traffic injuries and so forth - luckily it wasn't the weekend. Sititing in a curtained cubicle, I ended up listening to doctors delivering to various patients and relatives the worst possible news. I used to be on the other side of this whole process, so hearing things from the receiving end was new.
Anyway, still got a little blue tattoo on my foot as a memento and the long and short of it is that I am forever breaking, spraining, slicing up or in one way or another getting things jammed into my feet - saying nothing of occasional verucas etc
Genetic, I reckon.