Side perks

[Man of Tanith]

When the wife says your hands are so soft what have you been using?
and you reply
lecithinin and buckskin

 

[Mesquite]

When the wife says your hands are so soft what have you been using?
and you reply
lecithinin and buckskin

 

[Toddy]

Raw fleece, stinking and filthy, is rich in lanolin.....hands feel wonderful by the time I've finished cleaning the wool

 

[santaman2000]

My other half forbids me from having side perks.