Poached Eggs

[Squidders]

Ingredients:


1 Torch
1 Balaclava
1 Greatcoat
2 Baskets

Method:


At the dead of night, preferably when there is no moon, don the balaclava and greatcoat, pick up the torch and the two baskets and, moving with great stealth, break into a nearby hen house, having first ascertained it does not contain a host of aggressive and non-ovulating cockerels. Now edge ever closer until you can see the whites of their eggs and steal as many of them as you possibly can, making sure you do not put them all in one basket. Run away silently for four minutes, setting your stride to medium. Try to get home without being seen. Boil the eggs.

 

[Toddy]

Sounds like an eggselant eggsperience, if a somewhat vaguely fowl deed

Only yolking I trust about poached boiled eggs

M

 

[Leiflet]

And if the owner comes after you, should you scramble?

Cheers,
Leif

 

[boatman]

Will this thread be locked, after all un ouf is an ouf.

 

[Goatboy]

Like the Aberdonian back from hiss holidays in France.

"Did you like it there Hamish?"
"Aye it was braw, and they Frenchies are very generous!"
"Weel at breakfast Ah wiz asked who monie eggs I like tae eat, so I telt him "Twa"." "And ye ken whit, they aye gave me three!"








For all you bushcrafter cooks out there.
[video=youtube;wsIHyRyETKg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsIHyRyETKg[/video]

 

[kiltedpict]

Aye, nae bad loon, nae bad!