panbow returns once more

[boatnosepanbow]

Woodland Friends,

It has been a while since our bows have crossed staves, but i have returned!!

Having recently returned from a years habitation within the hilly forests of the peak district I have a list of questions inspired by my recent experiences as a legendary hunter gatherer.

What are your views on sasquatch hunting?
Do you prefer wood pidgeon or rabbit stew?
Do you prefer to use Buffalo or Bison horn on your bows?

I have also comprised for you, my fellow nature enthusiasts, a short woodland riddle:

'I am as hard as oak,
I can fly graciously like a kestrel
But I wont chase your growth ring
What am I?'

Foes, gatherers, foragers, hunters, scavengers, woodland warriors

For this, is my short survival poem:

Survival of the wood kestrel

As the kestrel flies,
In the best blue skies,
The foragers forage the forests,
A yew wood bow shines a glow,
Bringing me bushtucker solace.

A glide so smooth,
Spread like soft bushman butter,
A wood pidgeon stew,
A portion or two,
Thats what im eating for supper.

Let me know what you guys think

Thanks BNPB - Boatnose 'the lyricist' Panbow

 

[crosslandkelly]

Welcome back. As to your questions,

1. Sasquatch hunting should be outlawed, leave them in peace.
2. Rabbit.
3. Don't know.

The riddle, an arrow?

 

[British Red]

I didn't know it was mushroom season

 

[boatnosepanbow]

Welcome back. As to your questions,

1. Sasquatch hunting should be outlawed, leave them in peace.
2. Rabbit.
3. Don't know.


The riddle, an arrow?

Hi crosslandkelly,

I think you have misunderstood my questions, for i was referring to searching for sasquatches and not the sport of beast hunting.

BNPB Boatnose 'question explainer' Panbow

 

[boatnosepanbow]

For i shall reveal the answer of the riddle when dusk strikes my friends....

 

[British Red]

Why would dusk strike your friend? Does dusk dislike your friends?

 

[mountainm]

Do you prefer to use Buffalo or Bison horn on your bows?

Oooh dunno...whats the difference between a buffalo and a bison?


Wait for it....

 

[crosslandkelly]

Hi crosslandkelly,

I think you have misunderstood my questions, for i was referring to searching for sasquatches and not the sport of beast hunting.

BNPB Boatnose 'question explainer' Panbow

The same answer applies my friend. BTW I shall be hiding when dusk strikes.

 

[crosslandkelly]

Oooh dunno...whats the difference between a buffalo and a bison?


Wait for it....

You can't wash your hands in a Buffalo, Bruce.

 

[mountainm]

You can't wash your hand in a Buffalo, Bruce.

I thankyooooooooo

 

[boatnosepanbow]

my bushcrawler friends, your anecdotal speechs amuse me. For, what do you guys think of my poem?

bnpb

 

[quietone]

Er... Thou dost spake akin to smeagol, on a good day..

 

[British Red]

What do you guys think of my poem?

bnpb

You need to check spellings - it is a wood pigeon

 

[Chiseller]

You need to check spellings - it is a wood pigeon

With an invisible d....

Reyt spellin , ad b pidgin....shot a pid-gin t'otha day

Sent from my HTC One using Tapatalk

 

[Docherty]

What just happened?

 

[boatnosepanbow]

For, my forestry foes, the time is nigh! For, my woodland riddle is about to be answered....
I have received many a message via messenger kestrel in response and I can confirm that the correct answer was........


ARROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

well done to crosslandkelly for being the first fellow hunter gatherer to answer correctly.

I hope you all enjoyed my riddle and poem.

My poems are really good, I also wrote a bowem (an ode to my bow) and a stewem (a poem about my bush famous partridge stew. Be sure to check them out!


Many thanks,

BNPB Boatnose 'William Wordsworth' panbow

 

[spandit]

My poems are really good

You can't get a better review than that!

 

[Mesquite]

My poems are really good...

[video=youtube;Oz8RjPAD2Jk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz8RjPAD2Jk[/video]

 

[spandit]

[video=youtube;Oz8RjPAD2Jk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oz8RjPAD2Jk[/video]

Epic