Mystery Object

[Stevie777]

Behold for i have a mystery object. A mystery to some, others will get it straight away. Fire in with your guesses.

[video=youtube;7Yas9ZYPI6c]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Yas9ZYPI6c[/video]

 

[mountainm]

Cotton wool soaked in vaseline covered in wax? (watched the vid without audio if it makes a difference).

 

[Toddy]

Is it resin and charcoal ?
Neat trick with the Mother's Pride wax wrapping though

M

 

[Harvestman]

Based on the size, shape and colour, not to mention apparent density, I would say it is a new potato that has been cooked by my mum.

 

[Stevie777]

Cotton wool soaked in vaseline covered in wax? (watched the vid without audio if it makes a difference).

Nope..Good guess but wrong.

 

[Goatboy]

I'm with Toddy as to what it may be, though I think Harvestman's comment is funnier. (Either that or the DS will be kicking yer door in! )

 

[Stevie777]

Based on the size, shape and colour, not to mention apparent density, I would say it is a new potato that has been cooked by my mum.

Ha...Christmas dinner at your mums sounds the exact opposite to Christmas dinner at my mums. everything is undercooked. white puff pastry, you got it. hard in the middle potatoes. yip. 8 hours she once cooked a small 6lb turkey.

 

[Dave]

Is it a chinese egg thats been buried for a long time?

 

[Stevie777]

I'm with Toddy as to what it may be, though I think Harvestman's comment is funnier. (Either that or the DS will be kicking yer door in! )

That would be fun.
So what do we have ere then.??
It's a fair cop guv, you got me. lets take this to court.

 

[Stevie777]

Is it a chinese egg thats been buried for a long time?

Chinese egg??

 

[Dave]

Yeh, never heard of the thousand year old egg? They bury them, until they go black and hard, then eat them. considered a delicacy over there.

 

[Stevie777]

Toddy got it first. No foolin The Toddy, The Toddmeister, The Todster, El Toddero...well done Mary. :You_Rock_

 

[Toddy]

I was playing with fire all weekend….the subject was just fresh in my mind

M

 

[Monikieman]

Do I get points for recognising the Mothers Pride wrapper though?

 

[Toddy]

Show me a Scot who doesn't

I miss good cheugh bread

MP's toasted hard and crisp and soaked with butter and marmite I could eat three slices of that, hard black crusts and all.

M

 

[Monikieman]

MP's toasted hard and crisp and soaked with butter and marmite I could eat three slices of that, hard black crusts and all.

M

You have much more restraint than me We used to fight over the heelies!

 

[oldtimer]

Partially sucked gobstopper?

 

[GadgetUK437]

One of my turds after a week on RatPacks?