I'm still waiting for them to make a phone that just allows text and calls with NONE of the other (IMO) crud they cram onto the things, but with a battery life of weeks not days, rugged and waterproof. That would do me.
No torch, MMS, sat nav, gps, mp3, cameras, video, calculator, internet access, email, lame games, etc. etc. thank you very much...must be feeling grumpy today, but almost everyone I see commuting these days is either staring into a tiny 2inch screen or bleating on incessantly about subjects that could wait the 30 minutes till they get home.
Glad you like your iPhone though!
EDIT - It's official, I am feeling grumpy today, I'm blaming the weather.