If you have cord on a plastic reel like this ....

[decorum]

I reel-y will have to tell you the yoga joke, just so that you are on the receiving end for once

Ah, but do you want everyone knowing that you willingly chose to pass a reel-y bad joke onto me? And you know I'll retell that joke ~ I'd definitely have to pass it onto Mr. F and you know how fond he is of my jokes

 

[Teepee]

teepee by any chance due have a fetish for the stuff cos why does one man need 2 MILE of the stuff

It was for a GB , I'm not quite that fetishised(is that a word?) over swanky hammock cord yet