Enthusiastic advertising for a "survival" product!

[presterjohn]

I just nipped over to Exduct.com because they have an offer on at the moment and stumbled across this. I think this must be just about the most enthusiastic Hyperbole I have ever seen for what is effectively string.

[h=2]Large Survival Bracelets[/h] Survival Bracelets are made from strong military spec paracord, it has a break away feature for safety,In an emergency situation, you can unravel the bracelet and deploy the paracord for use.Our customers have used their Survival Bracelets to survive a car crash,Tie a new grill to a car,save an infant,repair a shoe,survive a war.Tow a snowmobile.Tie a tourniquet. survive a mountain biking accident. and so on...

http://www.exduct.com/survival-bracelets/large-survival-bracelets

 

[Hedgecrafter]

Ha.

That's some marketing.

 

[petrochemicals]

damn it,if I had the gaul, I would order 100,000 from them, on the provisor that they where delivered by saturday, after all they are in stock.