Here’s one for Daddy:
Pick a handful or two of berries, clean, remove everything except the berries and set aside.
Take a liter bottle of Åhus Absolut
Open it
Take a drinking glass
Fill it with Absolut
Drink it
Put the berries into the bottle. Do not lose any on the floor, as wife will get angry of you getting drunk and staining the carpet.
Add one to one and a half soup spoon of sugar.
Put screwcork back on. Put bottle in a south facing window a few weeks.